What's The Significance!?

OK, I have seen this commercial for Trojan condoms many times, but every time I watch it, I am left wondering the significance between some dirty pigs, pretty women, and latex condoms. Perhaps it is another meaningless commercial that is supposed to be entertained while carrying an underlying message. Hmmm... If you know or if you have an idea, please share, because even as a man, I have no idea.

What Am I Thinking???

OK, so you have this random white guy and this random black girl sittin' on a couch. Take a good look at the photo and ask yourself, "What is he thinking about?". Oh, don't ask where I got this photo 'cause I ain't tellin'. LOL!

Stupid Funny Question Of The Week

Handicap parking spaces at the shopping mall.....Not enough or too d_mn many???

25 Ways To Stop Thinking!

Everyday I see or hear something that makes me shake my head. People of all colors and from all walks of life make me just look at them and ask myself, "What were they thinking?". So, I was inspired to crank out a list of 25 things that folks should stop thinking and I am willing to bet that you will read at least one thing from this list that you have seen and too thought, "What in the world.....". Enjoy!

01. Stop thinking you're cool because you paid $5 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks. (Just got to McDonald's and spend $1.60 on a large coffee)

02. Stop thinking your new iPhone makes you da ish. (Dumb-butt, you didn't get an iPhone, you got an "i-paid too much for this, will be obselete and bug-ridden, too much to pay for the bill, hot on my face Phone")

03. Stop thinking your weave is tight when your tracks are showing. (please fix this ish before you go out thinking you cute)

04. Stop thinking you da ish because you got that new Infiniti coupe on 20's. (Nice car and wheels bro, but you're 35-years old livin' in your momma's unfinished basement)

05. Stop thinking you're hot because you got on that Larry Bird throwback jersey and matchin' sneakers. (You're 37-years old n_gga-get a suit!)

06. Stop thinking you're a male model because you buy clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch. (I can't stand these types of douche bag bammas!)

07. Stop thinking you have muscles because you do 10 pushups and throw on your smedium Abercrombie & Fitch shirt. (I can't stand these types of douche bag bammas either!)

08. Stop thinking you're a baller because you have a sterling silver Jesus piece hangin' from around your neck.

09. Stop thinking yo' momma's Oldsmobile wit' hundred spoke white walls should be featured in 'DUB' magazine (This is just a countrified attempt to trick out da ol' skool ride...stop it!)

10. Stop thinking your Motorola Razr means you're "in" (Uh...Razr's are no longer the cool phone to show off buddy! Just get yourself an iPhone, but see #02 first...lol)

11. Stop thinking your new iPod is cool. (Um...sorry, iPods are no longer cool to buy buddy-even with the new touch screen!)

12. Stop thinking Bluetooth headsets are still trendy. (No matter how cool they are, you still look like the dummy talkin' to himself...lol)

13. Stop thinking that reading the sports section of the morning paper makes you qualified to be on ESPN's Sports Center. (Shut the heck up you Stuart Scott knockoff!)

14. Stop thinking you can sit beside me on the train stinking to high heaven. (C'mon slim, getcho self some deo!)

15. Stop thinking that wearin' Timberland boots and a bandana makes you a thug.

16. Stop thinking you can wait to the last minute to get all of your change together when you get on the bus. (I really hate when people do this! Get your money right BEFORE you mount the bus!)

17. Stop thinking you made a difference by voting Bush into office. (Yeah, you made a difference, but not the one which would gain applause buddy!)

18. Stop thinking you should just call me because I sent you a text message. (This is poor cell phone etiquette! If I were in the position to talk to you, then I would have just called you, not text you fool!)

19. Stop thinking that paying for a $200 sweater at Banana Republic makes you cool. (Bamma, you paid too much.....what makes you cool is going to Marshall's and getting that same sweater for $25)

20. Stop thinking you can wear a wife-beater when you're built like Snoop Dogg. (See John Singleton's 'Baby Boy' if you need to be reminded...lol)

21. Stop thinking you can hop on the train and sell me some $10 bootleg DVD's. (It's bad enough I download music, but I stop at the bootlegs!)

22. Stop thinking you will meet your true love at club. (Give it up folks and just join Matchmaker.com.)

23. Stop thinking you should wear a Dallas Cowboy jersey when you were born and raised in D.C. (Um.....support the home team first fool!)

24. Stop thinking you can whisper in my ear when your breath smells like a toxic experiment. (Take several swigs of Scope, then get at me!)

25. Stop thinking you can become a millionaire from your blog. (Hahahaha...fuggit that, all things are possible, so let's make that money! LOL!)